After a certain time of the day I swear my belly button becomes a radio antenna signal receiver of great strength. It’s like a message is coming through to me from the middle of my body, and it’s in Spanish. Maybe that’s why Lori doesn’t want to touch it . . . Continue Reading →
There is never time in the present, only air and water buffalo. It’s like they are watching me. Even out my back door window, they see me. See me, see through me, through the wall behind me, through themselves and back through me. Continue Reading →
Lori has been planning trips for this summer, and drooling over the idea of staying in hotels. So I’ve been bombarded with hotel stuff for a while now, and it’s got me thinking about the dirtiest, nastiest, cheapest places we’ve stayed in throughout the years. O how I wish all hotels were as cheap as those roach motels. Continue Reading →
NOM NOM NOM NOM PI!!
It’s been a while since I did these, they’ve been haning in my bathroom for a minute now. So if you ever come over you can look at me while you poop.
Last week we celebrated our 2nd wedding anniversary at Universal Orlando, because they have Harry Potter and Haunted Houses!