There was this lady (I say “was” but she still “is”, she just isn’t around me anymore so I think of her in the past tense). She wouldn’t stop looking at me. Why? I don’t know. Who would want to look at me? Her. But why? It’s really weird and annoying when they do that. People that is, both ladies and gents. There has to be a reason for someone to look at me right?
You know I bet her reason was cause she’s an alien and was investigating me for a sinister reason. Like because they think I’m the leader of the world or something. I bet that’s it. It wouldn’t be the first time an alien had thought I was the leader of the world. Actually, it’s happened so much that I bet it’s definitely the reason she was looking at me.
I should wear a sign that says “I’m not the leader of the world!”
There are many things in life we take for granted, like the AC in the house, or the running water in the toilets, or the ability to eat without being in extremely large amounts of pain. I get to be reminded of how awesome eating is quite regularly. Continue Reading →
How sucky is it when you are looking for something for weeks, and then you go out and find a replacement and spend forty five minutes modifying the new thing to fit, and then finally get it all working, and then that night you open a drawer and right on top is what you needed in the first place. It’s totally sucky, that’s how much sucky it is.
My belly button signals were quiet for a little bit there, one of you guys out there must have been trying to block the waves coming at me. My research turned up very little in the way of belly button communication theory, but there was one site that turned out to be a great resource. Continue Reading →
There is never time in the present, only air and water buffalo. It’s like they are watching me. Even out my back door window, they see me. See me, see through me, through the wall behind me, through themselves and back through me. Continue Reading →
I caved and got a droid, finally. It’s pretty nifty. Using it to post right now. I have a feeling I’m going to drop it and/or crack it’s screen though. Scarry times ahead, can’t afford another one.
Yesterday my parents brought over a present, a new grill. It’s half gas half charcoal, so whatever we feel like that day we’ve got. Continue Reading →