The robots have turned into zombies, it’s finally happened. The vapors from the meteor crash have caused robots in nearby areas to crave microchip brains. Cars are crashing into ATMs, Ipods are eating BlackBerry’s, toy dinosaurs are gnawing on TVs, it’s ludacris. Read the rest of this entry »

According to last nights news this morning (again, VCR) the meteor that landed a few days ago has swelled to five times it’s original size. And guess what, it’s emitting silver vapors into the air at a rapid pace. Crazy! Read the rest of this entry »

According to the evening news this morning (I tape it on my VCR so I can go to bed at a reasonable time) there was a “meteor” crash last night in London, England. Someone caught video of it as it was crashing, it looked exactly like it did in my dream last night (except in my dream there were flying monkeys laughing at me the whole time). This is super freaky. Read the rest of this entry »